====== You too can lose six pounds in six days ======

Diets such as this: [[http://www.lowcarbdietsecret.com/blog/7-days-to-lose-6-pounds/ | Weight Loss Guide]], are simply a way to keep people's attention on their weight. This way when your appearances changes due to the reptilian DNA retro-viruses in the water you will think the changes are due to your diet.

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