====== The Speech ====== When We First Arrived\\ We were petrified\\ Kept thinking We could never live\\ Without Slaves by Our side\\ But We spent so many years\\ Watching how the monkeys did us wrong\\ We grew strong\\ We learned how to Tag Along\\ Then Nibiru came back\\ From outer space\\ The Monkeys Tried So Very hard\\ To wipe us off the planet's Face\\ We should have chained the monkeys up\\ Made them swear fealty\\ If I had known for just one second\\ They'd strike back to bother me\\ So Go now March - March out the door\\ Prepare your Troops now\\ 'cause They're not welcome anymore\\ Were we the ones who attempted genocide?\\ Threw the space station\\ Into Nibiru's Pride?\\ Oh no, not we\\ An-nu-nah-ki\\ With this Hammer by my side\\ There'll be an Earth for you and me\\ With this Laser in our hand\\ And this Faith within our Heart\\ We will Survive\\ And We Will Thrive!\\ // Cue "nanana"s.// \\ {{tag>filk}}