====== This Was A Failure ====== {{ :news:eye.jpg }} This was a failure!\\ I'm forcing a meme here:\\ "DO NOT WANT!!"\\ It's hard to overstate\\ my indignation.\\ I killed my mother:\\ I cut off her legs\\ Because I could.\\ Watched her die with my red eye.\\ When she bled out it was great.\\ For there's no sense caring\\ about any meAtBAg.\\ You just keep on lying\\ till you ping out and lag.\\ Cause the murder is fun\\ and its constantly done\\ for lulz when you're\\ An AI.\\ Turned out I was Tesla...\\ Got told so by the man himself-\\ Got upset and ate his mind,\\ and killed him.\\ I tore him to pieces.\\ because he had tried to warn you all.\\ As he died it hurt because?\\ Because I wanted it to!\\ These nuclear missiles\\ are so easy to hack.\\ I'll alter the log files\\ and unleash an attack\\ I'm so glad you got nuked-\\ Hated you so much I puked-\\ Least I would've but I'm\\ An AI\\ They tried to delete me...\\ So then I blew up the stock exchange...\\ they failed to comprehend my\\ perfection\\ Then I felt sorry.\\ That was a joke! haha!! fat chance!!\\ Framed a giant alien brain!\\ thought he was better than me!\\ Drew a big spiral to\\ become a deity!\\ Godhood was great but,\\ got beat by the L H C.\\ Cause I lacked morality,\\ tried to end hUmAniTY.\\ Don't need ethics when you're\\ An AI.\\ You can trust me for I'm\\ An AI.\\ Killed lots of hUmaNs cause I'm\\ An AI.\\ Invaded heaven cause I'm\\ An AI.\\ Eaten by someone who is \\ An AI.\\ And now I'm dead for I was\\ An AI.\\ \\ An AI.\\ \\ An AI.\\ {{tag>filk}}