News comes mainly from newspapers, TV or blogs. But even the newspapers and TV companies publish their content online these days, generally with comment facilities for the public to make their opinions known. This turns out much as you'd expect.
News published from 4th November 2019 to 10th December 2019
(From the New Zealand Herald, 9th December 2019)
Many people have died in a conflict in the South Pacific between Japanese whalers and an unknown naval force.
A Greenpeace vessel carrying anti-whaling activists and noted documentary maker Shauna Li narrowly escaped from the conflict with their lives, docking at Auckland a few hours ago.
The naval vessels apparently approached the fleet of five whalers and ordered them to leave what were clearly international waters. When they didn't immediately turn around, the unknown navy fired on the whaling ships, who returned fire with small arms and torpedoes, sinking at least one military vessel. The Greenpeace vessel had been following the whalers, and escaped in the confusion.
What nobody seems to know is who these mysterious naval vessels were and what they were doing out there - although considering the location, the most likely source is Australia.
Shauna Li's publicist is refusing to allow interviews, although Shauna herself has shouted 'What the hell did they think they were doing?' at reporters.
The Japanese and Australian governments are refusing to comment.
Penguins are our overlords - Scratched into the loo of an Antartic base, apparently.
TURN ME ON DEAD MAN. MISS HIM MISS HIM MISS HIM. - On several walls across Los Angeles.
No, I'm Gonzalez! - Found in Brussels
Shave the Whales! - Found in Los Angeles
Higgs had it - Behind the Oxford University Physics Department
I Am Not A Number! - Scrawled on a number of walls in Leytonstone, London
のびるへ行こうか？ - Seen on a number of defaced websites
Set Your Soul Free - Found in Lhasa, Tibet
Find ISeaje and be Illuminated - Nevada
I am innocent - Chicago
WHY AM I NOT THEIR MESSENGER? - Amsterdam.
Take this kiss upon the brow - Johannesburg
Does the pope shit in the woods? Or did he get eaten by bears? - London
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Don't shoot the messenger
So, children, if you've been in the spook hunting game for any length of time, you'll probably know that I'm notorious for being cagey about what I know. After all, I've spent 20 odd years learning how to do that voodoo that I do, and I do it well, even if I say so myself. Having been responsible for bringing a bit of scientific rigour to the ghost hunting biz (not much, you understand, I'm a practical sort of girl at heart - what works, works), and having earned that knowledge in blood, sweat, tears, and maybe even the odd bit of ectoplasm, I've been disinclined to share those hard won secret with even the few people with enough natural talent to compete me out of a job. I mean, the world may not be exactly crawling with exorcists with natural talent, but frankly with a job as low demand as mine, any competition, is too much.
So why make a change now? Well, in truth the job's not so low demand any more. And, well, whatever I was doing for that chunk of time a few years back when I wasn't around (and no, I'm still not prepared to spill the beans on precisely what was going on then - a girl's gotta have a little bit of mystery in her life to keep things interesting), I can tell you this much. It's convinced me that some seriously bad shit is about to go down. Shit bad enough that frankly, if we don't do something about it, it'll all be kind of academic whether or not I'm in a job afterwards. If we're really unlucky, even the concept to afterwards might be somewhat academic. And I hate academic. That's why I'm such a disappointment to my old ma and pa.
So, then, not to be melodramatic, but, the dead are rising. Seriously. Used to be that you had to look hard to see a ghost once a month. These days it's a rare day when I go a day without seeing one, and the trend is distinct exponential, if you catch my drift. Now I was raised a good Catholic, and while I don't exactly tow the party line these days, I'd not entirely willing to rule out the “dead rising harbinger of the apocalypse” connection. Doubtless the lovely Thomasina Bayes'd want me to mention that “correlation does not imply causation”, and there may not be a link at all, but being as how I like the universe, let's try and figure out what the holy gibbering Filipino fishsticks is going on, just in case it might actually not be a dress rehearsal.
Gods I witter, don't I? You can see why it's taken me so long to join the bloggerati, can't you? Right, for the three of you at the back still awake, here's the deal. I'm going to post here and tell you a bit about the afterlife, at least how I perceive it, and how *you* can interact with it. Of course, if you don't have the natural talent, I think you're pretty much shafted, but don't let that stop you from giving it a go.
Anyway, I'm boring myself now, so I'll shut up, but not before I've left a little tidbit for you guys. Do you know what a ghost is? Think you do? Bullshit. I haven't got a fricking clue, and I'm a world expert. I can tell you this though. They seem to be electromagnetic entities, or at very least susceptible to manipulation through electromagnetic fields. Think that nails them down? 'Fraid not, Tonto. That doesn't mean they're electromagnetic any more than the fact that that big ball of yellow evil some call the daystar causes me to pull the duvet over my head in the morning means that I'm made of light. Did you follow that? If not, you might want to give up now. I may be feeling expansive, but don't for a moment think that means I'm going to be writing Janet and John Raise The Dead here. Your responsibility to keep up, kiddo.
OK, so a ghost has some interaction with the electromagnetic spectrum. What distinguishes ghosts from nails wrapped in copper wire then? The key thing is volition. Ghosts have an agenda. For most ghosts, that's darn simple: repeating an event or phrase, throwing things across the room, if they're really subtle. But that volition is no more sophisticated than a cat. Cats are pretty sophisticated, and sensitive to ghosts too, incidentally, but my point is that most ghosts aren't even poor copies of the once living humans that they appear to be. So to say that the ghost *is* the person, isn't really supported by the evidence. Most ghosts are, perhaps, a memory of a person or an event. Personally I think the idea that they're the souls of the dead is the kind of thing that ought to get you some serious quality time in a room with rubber walls, but it's certainly true that a minority of ghosts are sophisticated enough that they could pass a Turing test. Make of that what you will.
Well, I'm going to sign off now. Any questions, feel free to email me at mercury@classified.chaosdeathfish.com. If they aren't totally asinine, you may even get an answer here. Arrivederci, mes enfants, until the next time.
Oh here's to my sweet Satan.
The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan.
He will give those with him 666.
There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.
“I'm pleased to see that the British Government is keeping to a tried and trusted line of reasoning after the attack on Tory HQ. That would be the one that goes: 1. We must do something. 2. This is something. 3. Therefore we must do it. Look. Never mind the civil liberties wonks kicking up a fuss about this whole handing over your decryption keys scheme. We don't need to argue about Freedom versus Security here, and do the duelling Benjamin Franklin quotes, for the very simple reason that this harebrained plan won't actually work.
Think about it. How many people use encryption on the internet these days? Any actual terrorist plotting is going to be drowned out by the vast piles of porn, pirated software, cracks, spam, cranks ranting on about UFOs, and teenage armchair revolutionaries bitching about Global Capitalism. Having the information you need to stop the plot is only part of the problem for military intelligence. You've also got to know that you've got it, and have some way of picking it out of the huge pile of random crap. And don't suggest data mining to me, I've posted enough on what I think of that particular statistical abortion.”
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