http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2021-06-04T22:47:59+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/lib/images/favicon.ico text/html 2009-10-07T01:31:54+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:abductions?rev=1254879114&do=diff Aliens are Out There, and they're interfering in our lives. This interference manifests in various different ways - most commonly, unexplained and bizarre mutilations and eviscerations of livestock, particularly cattle; crop circles and other strange phenomena, particularly in rural areas; and abduction of human “samples” to experiment upon. Theories on the true purpose behind these behaviours range from petty sadism, to scientific experimentation, to an obscure attempt to communicate. text/html 2009-10-13T02:52:51+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:annunaki?rev=1255402371&do=diff Lizard people who control the major goverments and corporations of earth and are working to enslave the population of this planet. If you look very hard you can sometimes spot them shape shifting, this happens most often on low bit-rate mpeg compressed videos. text/html 2009-10-07T01:31:57+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:area_51?rev=1254879117&do=diff Area 51 is a codename given to an installation located on the southern shore of Groom Lake in the Nevada Test and Training Range operated by the U.S. Air Force. Whilst the existence of the Area 51 installation (also referred to as Dreamland, Groom Lake, Paradise Ranch among others) is well known, what goes on there is a closely-guarded secret, however it's well known that there is a huge underground complex beneath the Area 51 installation. Some even suggest a transcontinental underground railwa… text/html 2009-10-13T03:03:09+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:bermuda_triangle?rev=1255402989&do=diff “Again and again, since Flight 19, ships, planes and people disappear here, in the triangle formed between Bermuda, Florida and Puerto Rico. Theories abound from magnetic anomalies, to freak storms to Alien influence and still none of us know why or how other than they are gone, never to be seen again.” text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:00+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:bible_code?rev=1254879120&do=diff There are prophecies encoded into the Bible. By carefully applying the the methodologies outlined on the internet anyone can gain insight into the future world, these codes have already predicted earthquakes, the death of presidents, and the collapse of economies, but no-one pays attention to them. text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:10+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:black_helicopters?rev=1254879130&do=diff “While occasionally this phenomenon can be explained away, sometimes the facts can't be denied that jet black, unmarked helicopters are seen in relation to some rather unusual occurences. The incident at Marland Acre farms was followed with sightings of such an aircraft...” text/html 2009-10-13T02:46:11+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:cfr?rev=1255401971&do=diff “The Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) is the American Branch of a society which originated in England ... (and) ... believes national boundaries should be obliterated and one-world rule established.” -Professor of History Carroll Quigley, Georgetown University, in his book “Tragedy and Hope”. text/html 2009-10-05T03:27:13+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:conspiracy?rev=1254713233&do=diff There are a large number of conspiracy theories in the world of Classified. Many of these will be familiar if you know many real-world conspiracy theories; however, there are some differences (and some conspiracies unique to the Classified gameworld). Remember, Classified is not the real world, despite being very similar! text/html 2009-10-13T02:50:42+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:cosmic_rays?rev=1255402242&do=diff Cosmic rays are the particles shot out from the hearts of exploding stars, colliding galaxies, pulsars, and other celestial bodies. Their interaction with the earth's magnetic field produces the Van Allen Belt, a field of high intensity electromagnetic and radioactive energy. It is this field which prevevented the moon landing and manned exploration of the solar system. text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:11+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:cryptids?rev=1254879131&do=diff Cryptids, or Cryptozoological specimens, are animals that are not currently classified due to a lack of scientific data. In some instances, these might be creatures whose existence is not confirmed, such as the Loch Ness Monster. In other cases, they might be creatures that are widely believed to be extinct but with circumstantial or folkloric evidence suggesting otherwise. Some stories from diverse parts of the earth talk of supernatural beings. Scientists largely dismiss such claims, but dedic… text/html 2009-10-13T02:39:30+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:crystal_healing?rev=1255401570&do=diff Crystal healing, like most new age gimmicks, is a method of keeping the public attention away from the bigger issues. Chemicals in the water keep the public weak and tired, always looking for some way to feel better. The supply of alternative remedies and anti-depressants means that the people are either drugged (not all drugs can be delivered through water pipes) or distracted. text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:13+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:disease?rev=1254879133&do=diff "“The outbreak of an unknown strain of bacteria in Rio de Janeiro claimed its first victim at two o'clock yesterday afternoon. So far over thirty people are believed to be infected with the disease and Brazilian authorities are doing all they can to quarantine the area...” “I'm serious, the outbreak in Rio three years ago is what we've got here, now. Except this time we're paying for treatment. The paper trail ought to speak for itself.” " text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:14+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:echelon?rev=1254879134&do=diff ECHELON is a the name used to describe an electronic surveillance and analysis network operated by the five signatory states to the UK-USA Security Agreement (Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, and the United States). The five governments are evasive when asked about the existence of such a network. text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:15+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:hollowearth?rev=1254879135&do=diff “In 1692 Edmund Halley put forth the theory that the planet on which we stand was a hollow shell about 500 miles thick with two inner concentric shells and an innermost core. In turn each shell has an atmosphere and each has its own magnetic poles. He was not wrong!” text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:28+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:illuminati?rev=1254879148&do=diff Briefly, the background of the Bavarian Illuminati puzzle is this. On May 1, 1776, in Bavaria, Dr. Adam Weishaupt, a professor of Canon Law at Ingolstadt University and a former Jesuit, formed a secret society called the Order of the Illuminati within the existing Masonic lodges of Germany. Since Masonry is itself a secret society, the Illuminati was a secret society within a secret society, a mystery inside a mystery, so to say. In 1785 the Illuminati were suppressed by the Bavarian governme… text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:16+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:jfk?rev=1254879136&do=diff The assassination of John F. Kennedy, the 35th President of the United States, happened on November 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas. President Kennedy was shot in the head with a sniper rifle and died on site. According the official version, Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman who committed the murder. Conspiracy theories about the real perpetrators behind Kennedy's murder range from the Federal Reserve, through the CIA, FBI, and U.S. military, to KGB, the Mafia, Fidel Castro, aliens and more. The o… text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:18+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:lizards?rev=1254879138&do=diff " “In their true form, it is clear what they are. Reptilian, walking on two legs. Yet are able to become completely human in physical appearance, able to think and act as a human would, without anyone being any wiser as to the truth beneath their skin...” “Having occupied these positions of authrority and power, they proceed to direct humanity toward their own ends, with the subtlety and guile that belies their cold intellect...” " text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:19+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:magical_thinking?rev=1254879139&do=diff Magical thinking is the term used for misplaced attribution of causation. Often, but not necessarily, as a result of coincidental or correlative events. Someone recovering from an illness following a prayer meeting, accidents happening on Friday the 13th, or refusing to change your cloths while your sports team are winning are all examples of magical thinking. text/html 2009-10-07T17:39:59+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:mkultra?rev=1254937199&do=diff Project MK-ULTRA, was the code name for a covert CIA mind-control and chemical interrogation research program. The program began in the early 1950s, developing out of previous projects MK-DELTA and Project PAPERCLIP. It continued at least through the late 1960s, using military personnel and civilians alike as its test subjects. Evidence indicates that Project MK-ULTRA involved the surreptitious use of many types of drugs, as well as other methods, to manipulate individual mental states and to al… text/html 2009-10-10T22:03:22+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:moon_landing?rev=1255212202&do=diff The supposed Moon Landing by Apollo 11 was faked. There are areas of Arizona which were used to mock up films of the event. Close examination of films and records from 1969 reveal the truth; manned spacecraft never visited the moon in 1969 (or perhaps never at all). text/html 2009-10-13T02:50:21+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:nibiru?rev=1255402221&do=diff Nibiru, an extrasolar planet with a`3600 year orbit, is returning. When it does, the annunaki will return to the earth and resume thier positions of power. Nibiru Evidence conspiracy text/html 2009-10-12T19:31:17+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:nwo?rev=1255375877&do=diff “There is a worldwide conspiracy being orchestrated by an extremely powerful and influential group of genetically-related individuals which include many of the world's wealthiest people, top political leaders, and corporate elite, as well as members of the so-called Black Nobility of Europe whose singular goal is to create a One World Government, stripped of nationalistic and regional boundaries, that is obedient to their agenda. Their intention is to effect complete and total control over ev… text/html 2009-10-07T17:30:32+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:peakoil?rev=1254936632&do=diff Peak Oil and other related conspiracies refer to the coalition of countries - producers and consumers - involved in the manipulation of global energy markets (and specifically the market for Oil) for financial gain. The Peak Oil theory itself refers to a hypothetical period where oil extraction reaches a zenith and then declines, and the conspiracy refers to the manipulation of this theory and others in order to establish a financial hegemony based on energy. Prices are altered to manipulate the… text/html 2009-10-13T02:50:03+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:pseudoscience?rev=1255402203&do=diff Like regular science, only different. Very different. Like black and white different. conspiracy text/html 2009-10-19T23:33:08+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:rockefellers?rev=1255995188&do=diff “Many American conservatives believe as a matter of faith that the Rockefellers and the Council on Foreign Relations exercise absolute control over the government and the people of United States . This thesis can be accepted as a working formula if one remains conscious of the larger issues . Two writers for whom the present writer has great respect, Dr. Emanuel Josephson and Morris Bealle, insisted on focusing on the Rockefellers and excluding all other aspects of the World Order . This severel… text/html 2009-10-12T19:46:34+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:roswell?rev=1255376794&do=diff Nobody seems to be sure what happened outside Roswell, New Mexico on July 8th 1947, but almost everyone has a theory. The Roswell Army Air Field issues a press release stating that a crashed 'Flying Disc' had been recovered. Later that day a U.S. Air Force General stated that, in fact, a weather balloon was recovered. A subsequent press conference displayed a wreck containing tinfoil, paper and childrens' scotch tape with no sign of any instruments or propulsion mechanism. text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:24+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:terrorism?rev=1254879144&do=diff Various national governments - the most commonly accused being Pakistan, Australia, the US and China - are accused of funding supposedly independent terrorist cells. One of the popular iterations of this conspiracy blames IRA attacks in the United Kingdom during the 20th Century on a single government (usually European or American). The most extreme versions of this conspiracy believe that the entire “terror scare” of the 2000s was constructed from start to finish by governments and organisation… text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:26+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:tesla?rev=1254879146&do=diff Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) is possibly the most famous pioneer of electricity and electromechanical devices. His patents in motors, transformers, radio, robotics, logic gates, x-rays, turbines and VTOL aircraft revolutionised industry and helped usher in the second half of the Industrial Revolution. These days he is remembered more for the Tesla Coil and arcing electrical discharges. text/html 2009-10-07T01:32:28+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:turing?rev=1254879148&do=diff Alan Turing was a mathematician, logician, cryptanalyst, and computer scientist whose work on cracking the Enigma cipher in World War 2 is widely considered to have been the key to winning the war. The father of Computer Science, he conceived of the Turing Machine and the Turing Test, a standard for a machine to be called 'intelligent'. Widely considered to be a genius, However, in 1952 he was prosecuted for Homosexuality (then a crime), which ruined his career and life and led to his suicide by… text/html 2009-10-12T19:32:30+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:warehouse13?rev=1255375950&do=diff Somewhere out there, there is a warehouse where the government collects alien/supernatural items, and stores originals of important items long since changed or hidden from public view. Think Raiders of the Lost Ark. See also Area 51. conspiracy text/html 2009-10-13T02:39:55+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:water_fluoridation?rev=1255401595&do=diff They're putting something in the water to do something to us. The original version of this centred around the addition of fluoride to the water in the United States in the 1900's, which many think was a government/communist/alien plot to mess with our precious bodily fluids. text/html 2009-10-13T02:48:46+00:00 http://classified.chaosdeathfish.com/conspiracy:you_too_can_lose_six_pounds_in_six_days?rev=1255402126&do=diff Diets such as this: Weight Loss Guide, are simply a way to keep people's attention on their weight. This way when your appearances changes due to the reptilian DNA retro-viruses in the water you will think the changes are due to your diet. conspiracy