Parsontree

Spoken at a call centre for a newly established 'childline'

“Wait - did you say you have little Zeta from Parsontree again? Transfer to me, quickquickquick… hello, Zeta? Yes. Yes, it's me again. Zeta, you did very well putting that teddy bear we sent you on your mantelpiece, the one with the special… oh. So you know what a webcam is. Fine. Well, a friend of mine has been watching through the webcam, and it turns out that you're really very smart, and all the adults who wouldn't listen to you are really very stupid. You were right all along - those aren't your parents any more. Now listen - you're in a lot of danger. Grab your baby brother and get to the village green bus shelter as fast as you can. We'll have a car down there in fifteen minutes…”